Top 10 Dumb Amazon Products With Amazing Customer Reviews

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By SunSeven

Top 10 Dumb Products on Amazon

I found so many stupid items on a recent window shopping trip to Amazon that are worth a second look. Some of them had amazing product reviews from customers. Most of these hilarious reviews may sound too sarcastic, but its the humor and the actual effort they have taken to post them, that impressed me. The 10 products which I have chosen to share with you may not be really dumb, but these reviews definitely make them look like that!. Enjoy these Top 10 Dumb Amazon Products and Hilarious Customer Reactions. I haven't numbered them so that you can pick your own top 10, and you get a bonus review too!. I have always considered Amazon a better place for shopping than ebay. But, would you dare to try them out?

Top 10 Dumb Amazon Products With Amazing Customer Reviews
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Top 10 Dumb Amazon Products With Amazing Customer Reviews
Rejuvenique RJV10KIT Facial Toning Mask Kit
Amazon Price: $52.99
List Price: $79.99

A Scary Facial Toning Mask

As one of the customers who bought this scary looking device said, its good for keeping children quiet, adding to the manufacturer's claim that this mask will reduce the appearance of wrinkling and rejuvenate you. One thing I could not understand is that despite having 26 gold-plated contact points, how they managed to keep the price so low for this contraption. But, according to some very positive customer reviews, this mask is really a cheap but effective alternative for face lift procedures which costs around $12,000. Anyway, this rejuvenating mask is expected to delay the need for a surgical Lift. Some users complain about getting a burn on their face after using this device. So buy it at your own risk! And don't forget to read the hilarious customer reviews of this facial toning mask below before going ahead.

Apparently, this mask can double up as a hockey mask too, really helpful!
Apparently, this mask can double up as a hockey mask too, really helpful!
And help noisy children to fall asleep silently!
And help noisy children to fall asleep silently!
BACON shaped themed Adhesive Bandages
Amazon Price: $0.01
List Price: $6.99

Bacon for Bandage?

I think its a crazy idea to come out with a product like that. Who will want to go around smelling like bacon? Apparently, the company thinks otherwise, and going by the reviews many people seem to have tried it already! If you love these bacon themed band-aids, head over to Amazon, as its quite cheap and you will be eligible for free shipping. Nevertheless, read the couple of customer reviews below.

The perils of bacon bandage!
The perils of bacon bandage!
But you can convert it to a snack too!
But you can convert it to a snack too!

Buying Whole Milk?

I don't know if anybody is buying milk from Amazon. Anyway, Tuscan is a very innovative business enterprise who is actually selling milk (Tuscan Whole Milk) online. And they are doing exceedingly well, going by the 1200 plus customer feedback they have received on Amazon alone. I think people are too lazy to go to the corner store. If you don't believe me, go check it out yourself. But read these gems before rushing out for the milk.

Drink Tuscan Whole Milk every day and you will a genius!
Drink Tuscan Whole Milk every day and you will a genius!
Always delivered ahead of time, and only the best could happen to you if you buy milk from Amazon!
Always delivered ahead of time, and only the best could happen to you if you buy milk from Amazon!
UFO-01 Detector
Amazon Price: $149.95
List Price: $94.95

I need a UFO detector too

Now, this is not a bad idea or dumb product at all. I have always suspected that there are two UFOs circling my apartment at night, but never really caught sight of it. With this invention I can catch them, at least detect them when they fly around next time. All those satisfied customers can not be wrong. I am sure you will also want one too. Rush to Amazon before they are sold out, but read the positive feedback below first.

He detected five UFOs with this great product!
He detected five UFOs with this great product!
And its a marriage saver too!
And its a marriage saver too!
Fresh Whole Rabbit
Amazon Price: $45.90

Fresh Whole Rabbit, Really?

I happened to think that this is gross, at best. May be rabbit meat lovers will disagree. Does it really have a nutty aftertaste that is unique to it as the seller proclaims? I know that Australians considered rabbits as a notorious pest long ago - may be even now?. If so, I can understand them selling whole fresh rabbit on Amazon. I don't want to go into it, but make sure you read the customer reviews below before you decide to buy.

This definitely is a time saver!
This definitely is a time saver!
Alas! it really wasn't that whole!
Alas! it really wasn't that whole!
Simone Chickenbone Chicken Poop Lip Junk
Amazon Price: $0.99
List Price: $2.99

Chicken Poop Lip Balm - Anyone?

This is almost like "Monster jobs". Its the name that is repulsive. Chicken Poop Lip Balm seems to be a well received Amazon product with many positive reviews. And, it doesn't contain any poop at all, which seem to be the point of contention of one customer! I couldn't resist adding this product to this list, because of the 2 reviews below.

How disappointing!
How disappointing!
Yes, it can be a Connoisseur's Choice!
Yes, it can be a Connoisseur's Choice!
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Relax Man Capsule

No doubt it is the finest relaxation device ever invented. All are sold out!. If you haven't bought one already, you will have to wait for a long time to relax. Or you can relax while they manufacture more of these machines. This custom designed Relaxman is completely heat, light, sound, and almost everything proof just to provide you with total isolation for the ideal environmental therapy. There were some great customer reviews on this product. I chose the two below for your enlightenment.

Gas could be a problem!
Gas could be a problem!
Can be used as isolation wards?
Can be used as isolation wards?

I will have an Inflated Toast

From the product description- "Toast is great, but it's hard to keep in your pocket. So what do you do when you crave the warm comfort of toast but don't want to deal with the crumbs? You pull out your Inflatable Toast, blow it up and admire its realistic toasty goodness!"

Definitely it should have been a great product because, you cannot lay your hands on one now. They are all sold out. Instead you can go for the butter toast wallet if you like!

I added this to the dumb Amazon product list only to accommodate the two hilarious customer reviews that really made me laugh. Enjoy reading them below.

I am also astonished that they are not selling this product anymore!
I am also astonished that they are not selling this product anymore!
We shall wait for other tastier inflatable foods!
We shall wait for other tastier inflatable foods!
Squirrel Underpants - Unisex
Amazon Price: $3.86
List Price: $7.99

Genuine Squirrel Underpants

I never knew that squirrels needed under wears. Although meant to be a gag gift, the reviews were excellent. Well, someone made an effort to create this product to sell on Amazon. And there are girl squirrel underpants too. I would like to buy some too. Anyway, don't forget to read the customer reviews below. They are so funny.

Yes, now the children can play outside safely!
Yes, now the children can play outside safely!
The next thing is underpants for jaybirds, we are working on it!
The next thing is underpants for jaybirds, we are working on it!
Wolf Urine Lure-32 oz
Amazon Price: $31.95
List Price: $34.95

Do you like Wolf Urine?

Really? Then use this 100 percent urine lures to create the illusion predators are present in your area. What a dumb idea! I wonder what this lure is made of. Certainly, it is disgusting for me. But the amazing customer reviews were what stopped me to have a second look at the product page. Below are a couple of them.

Would Wolverine love this?
Would Wolverine love this?
A perfect substitute for your favorite fabric softener
A perfect substitute for your favorite fabric softener
Wenger 16999 Giant Swiss Army Knife
Amazon Price: $999.00
List Price: $1,400.00

A Giant Swiss Army Knife

Why would anyone want to carry this really heavy (nearly 7 pounds!) piece of metal around is beyond me. But the pros are its 87 implements and 141 functions. There is absolutely nothing that you can not do with it. Why you should buy it? Its the price - you save more than 500 dollars if you buy it now. Imagine what all things you can buy with those 500 dollars! For your reference, there are a couple of very positive customer reviews below. Enjoy!

Even Chuck Norris will be proud of this product.
Even Chuck Norris will be proud of this product.
See, impossible is nothing!
See, impossible is nothing!

I hope you have enjoyed my top 10 dumb Amazon products with great customer reviews as much as I enjoyed writing it. But I must tell you that these items will pale when compared to the Top 10 Weird Items on eBay.

Which one are you going to buy?

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lejonkung 5 months ago

lolz

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prairieprincess Level 7 Commenter 8 months ago

This was absolutely hilarious! I wonder how many people will bite and try some of these out!

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nikashi_designs Level 3 Commenter 8 months ago

Read every ridiculously funny comment. Excellent job with this very original hub. Proves that off the wall crazy ads and gags sell.

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Bobri Dobri 10 months ago

oh god, this is sooo good hub! Thanks for it! I definitely should buy wolfs urine :)

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Mentalist acer Level 6 Commenter 10 months ago

My UFO detector keeps registering me...oh well I guess I a sleeper cell.;)

Suramya.K 11 months ago

Simply hilarious, can't stop laughing out loudly!! lots and lots of laughs! Seems like anyone can write any sort of reviews. Duh!

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Betty Reid 11 months ago

Awesome! These are hilarious. Great choices!

rorshak sobchak 11 months ago

This was a neat hub. Great job and way to keep it interesting. Keep up the great work.

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divacratus 11 months ago

Funny! I never knew such weird products existed on Amazon. Wolf's urine? Really?

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alfredfernandes 11 months ago

You're wonderful, in humor too!

Thank you for your great hub.

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anemometers 11 months ago

Wow.. Must of take time to do this one

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Alladream74 Level 4 Commenter 11 months ago

This gave me a good laugh! Thanks for sharing the humour!

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Doctor Kristy Level 2 Commenter 12 months ago

A brilliant article! Some people are so funny on the internet... you did a great job of picking out the best of them!

It reminds me of a time I saw an ad on a classifieds site from some girl who wanted to buy a time machine. I think she was actually serious though...

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LuisEGonzalez Level 7 Commenter 12 months ago

Nice,funny and refreshing.

Thanks for posting

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Rochelle Frank 12 months ago

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read. The inflatable toast was quite good, and the hockey mask.

Most of all, I liked the person who used the Wolf Urine as a laundry additive. I did literally laughoutloud at that one.

(Actually wolf and fox urine can be used to keep rodents away.) Getting other wolf stains out of your laundry was, perhaps, not originally intended. Also, trying to put a liquid lure on a hook was very funny.

Thanks for sharing these. Too good, almost, to be true.

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Mark Ewbie Level 7 Commenter 12 months ago

I enjoyed this a lot, but am tempted to spend my time writing wacky reviews on Amazon instead of hubs. If only there was a cut on the advertising alongside the reviews....

I did spot a review the other day for some kind of plumbing plunger which was essentially obscene, and had got 57 likes. I think Amazon may have a job on their hands policing this or maybe this kind of advertising works.

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joyfuldesigns 12 months ago

This was great! My favorites were the squirrel underpants and wolf urine.

This must have taken SO many hours of research! Thanks for the laugh.

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kafsoa 12 months ago

Sun seven, you have a very delight writing personality, I liked this hub very much. It says many things in my mind.

Rated up and awesome ;)

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lakeerieartists 12 months ago

Okay, I sent this on to my husband, and he agrees that we have some naked squirrels at our house. We need those squirrel underpants. LOL. Good finds.

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Fuller-Life Level 2 Commenter 12 months ago

Very Funny. I loved the reviews.

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